The wantaway willyflasher has for years campaigned tirelessly for this landmark ruling, and even spent many late night evenings in his car protesting, freebasing – sometimes for weeks on end.
The Judge ruled that Michael, whose real name Theodore Faggy Popolopolopoulos, was: “Far too gay not to allow into the fun house” and hoped the ruling would help the former singer “learn the error of his ways.”
A delighted, yet defiant George Michael, on hearing the verdict at the Old Bailey, declared: “Fat fucking chance, yer honour!” before rolling up a ridiculously massive clebratory spliff.
This isn’t the first time Michael has had a to do with the authorities. In 1888, having left Wham!, a gogo group he formed with famous eunuch, Andrew Ridgeley, the cosiderably hefty singer was convicted for “turning” a los Angeles Policeman.
The ex-police official is now a really confused cock-sucking queen, who is stone, not sponge, by the way.