TV FANTASY BREXIT RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON FOLLOWING “PREDICTABLE” SEASON 3 FINALE


The British TV viewing public have welcomed news that TV political fantasy-drama “Brexit” has been granted a fourth season with a collective sigh of indifference. The news comes after series Director Boris Johnson pitched a now greenlighted script to EU Studio execs to wrap up the saga once and for all, following an underwhelming season […]

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Twitter knobhead claiming moral high ground by blocking anyone who questions their bullshit


An unreasonable twitter gobshite has blocked someone who has a different opinion, it has been revealed. Prolific bringer of drama and no-filter knobhead went on a mini Twitter tirade to his followers bragging about how he “shut down a troll” after a brief exchange where his blatant bullshit was brought under question. Life’s terminal victim, […]

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BREXITER COUNTING HIS HOLIDAY MONEY STILL PRETENDING EVERYTHING’S FINE


AN ANXIOUS LOOKING Brexiter is still insisting the outcome is “still worth it”, despite having paid for some Euros for an upcoming trip to Benidorm, it has been revealed. Ray Dawkins, 62, has explained away his distinct lack of spending money as “just a phase”, offering: “These things fluctuate, so it’ll bounce back. We’re not […]

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“University of Life” Graduate to Advise on final Brexit Trade Deal


Turns out an unbearable gobshite with an at-best mediocre existence is somehow a leading expert on international trade deals of every kind, it has been confirmed. Avid Brexiter and definitely not racist Dave Hayes, 35, from Canvey Island, commented: “What the Government don’t understand is that we can leave the EU on WTO rules, or […]

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