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Trendy couple pretending not to do Valentine’s Day


A young, trendy couple who insist they “don’t do” Valentine’s Day on account of it being commercialised nonsense are secretly making plans to make it a very special occasion, it has been revealed. 25 year old Becky Dinting, from London, said: “James and I said when we first got together that we definitely don’t do it. […]

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