Because it's all a bit shit, really
An infant who is routinely applauded for taking a dump is set to do great things in life, and will definitely not be the type of dipshit who expects a round of applause for completing the most tedious of things, it has been revealed. Wet-nursed child, Nathan Bobson, 3, has explained his plans for stating: […]
Read More CHILD WHO IS CLAPPED ON THE POTTY DESTINED FOR GREATNESSAWFUL PARENTS have have been told that having a “graduation ceremony” for three year olds who can’t form coherent sentences isn’t an achievement, nor something anyone should be celebrating, reports confirm. Mother of three, Becky Dinting, 31, has confirmed how she has been coping with the bombshell that teaching her child to celebrate “graduating” from […]
Read More Graduating from nursery isn’t a f*****g thing, parents toldA COMPLETE MESS of a single mother who routinely goes nuclear on Facebook is definitely not an emotionally unhinged nightmare and is a total catch, actually – it has been revealed. After posting to Facebook yesterday at 11:45 pm, mother of three and nailed-on lunatic, Becky Dinting, announced: “That’s it, lying scumbags and there latest […]
Read More BREAKING: Facebook Meltdown Mum Definitely a Total CatchA newborn baby’s given name is causing no end of awkwardness as people avoid talking about how awful it is, it has been revealed. The awkwardness started when proud Dad, Nathan Bobson revealed the infant’s weird designation on Facebook. The little cherub was welcomed into the world with a nearly-aspirational name, which sounds like it was entirely made up – and a […]
Read More Nobody mentioning new baby’s horrific nameDickhead Mothers who want “gender-neutrality” for their kids are achieving national coverage for overreacting to things everyone else barely even notices, it has been revealed. These entirely trivial things, which “threaten and oppress” their special fucking children, are also symptoms of our crumbling society, claims middle class MummyBlogger, Jane Robertson. After recently making the schock discovery that the colour blue is most […]
Read More Everything “harming our children” say awful middle class MothersSmug childless women are struggling to show just how great their lives are with just five photos on Facebook, it has emerged. The “actually, genuinely happy without bragging about it” Facebook photo challenge is a call for all childless women to show what makes them happy in five photos, while giving the rest of us […]
Read More Five photos “not enough” to show how great life is, say childless women
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