President Obama has killed the top level “Boss” on Call of Duty, after a two year session playing the game online with senior staff. Obama, whose username is “motherfuckernumber1” eventually slayed Bin Laden after an eleventh hour skirmish left the president with just a stun grenade, a knife and 20% health. The recent stint followed […]Read More BREAKING NEWS: Obama completes “tricky” computer game.
The world’s media is petitioning Governments around the world to go at it like two whores bitch-fighting over the same patch, after the shitstorm Wikileaks created by publishing incoherent email ramblings from some American prick working for the US Government. Rational people the world over are said to be both fearful and livid. The emails, […]Read More BREAKING NEWS: Media says “Fight, fight, fight!” after Wikileaks yankee pen-pusher email shitstorm