BREAKING NEWS: Fabulous cakes “just for muppets” confirm Christian Bakers


There’s no way the Son of God, who shunned contact with all women in favour of a harem of men would have approved of wonderful cakes for homosexuals, a Christian bakers have confirmed. 38 year old Jesusey sponge lover, Sebastien Kemp, from Brighton, has confirmed that anti-gay bakers are “God’s footsoldiers”, ridding the world of homofags, one gay marriage at […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Robbie and Gary’s video “only gay” amidst sense of humour rumours


Robbie Williams last night lept to defend the video of his latest single, a duet with Gary Barlow called, something or other (we forget), and asked for calm, stating that the video wasn’t in fact “ironic, in an ironic way” and that the video was “only gay”.  In a heartfelt press conference while on his way to […]

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