Redknapp’s Dog to Consider Russia Job


‘Arry Redknapp’s dog, Rosie has officially thrown her tail into the ring of candidates for the vacant job of Russia football coach, stating that she would “make herself available, if the right opportunity presented itself”. According to her owner, Harry Redknapp. The pooch is expected to be on The Russian Football Federation’s shortlist of candidates […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Rooney prostitute revealed as club-sanctioned ‘skank-ho’ of P-Diddy


Serial streetwalker (eurgh, sounds like an animal) banger, Wayne Rooney, who has come under fire for making his baby boy have sex with a prostitute, or something like that, was last night absolved of any wrongdoing by Sir Alex Ferguson. The Manchester United boss revealed that the dirty thing in question actually belonged to pimp-rap-wannabe-icon, Diddy…or Puff Daddy, or Diddley […]

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