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BREAKING NEWS: Newlyweds wondering what to do next

TWO IDIOT NEWLYWEDS have celebrated the end of their honeymoon by realising they have to spend the rest of their lives together, it has been revealed. Recently wed Becky and James Dinting, both 24, tied the knot in July and, now their formal nuptial celebrations are officially over, the couple have expressed their surprise at being left to […]

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Facebook likes “dwindling” for re-posted wedding photo

A NEW WIFE has expressed her concern about the lessening number of likes her wedding photo is getting each time she re-posts it on Facebook. Hurt Becky Dinting, 27, said the lack of support among her friends about her marriage is both upsetting and disrespectful. The no-longer-bride explained: “Honestly, I don’t know what’s gotten into people. Maybe my friends are too good all of […]

Unemployed boyfriend’s appeal wearing off

An otherwise sensible woman has begun to question why she is still with her jobless boyfriend, it has emerged. Employed Becky Dinting, 26, met boyfriend Wayne last year, but has spoken of her concern that the magic might now be fading. “When we met Wayne I really liked the look of him, which was when he told me he was ‘getting into […]

Trendy couple pretending not to do Valentine’s Day

A young, trendy couple who insist they “don’t do” Valentine’s Day on account of it being commercialised nonsense are secretly making plans to make it a very special occasion, it has been revealed. 25 year old Becky Dinting, from London, said: “James and I said when we first got together that we definitely don’t do it. […]

Man deeply distressed by girlfriend’s film choice

A distressed boyfriend deeply regrets allowing his girlfriend to choose which film to watch, and his now having second thoughts about their relationship, he has revealed. Hurt 27 year old, James Benson, let his girlfriend choose the date night film in the belief it wouldn’t be that bad, commenting: “I said “I’m not bothered, you pick one” because she […]