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CHERYL COLE ANNOUNCES SPLIT FROM BAD RELATIONSHIP DECISIONS

Serial romancer of inappropriate life partners, Cheryl Cole, has announced she it to split from her habit of picking totally the wrong guy, following her breakup from former popstar wanker boyfriend, Liam Payne. The couple had been rumoured to split, following a few years of Liam’s fuckboy antics. The former One Direction “singer” has been […]

BREAKING NEWS: Country goes “Team Malaria” as racist Cheryl chooses Cher.

Cheryl Cole has once again managed to piss off the entire country as she gave ageing Drag Queen, Cher, a place on the live X Factor shows ahead of someone who “just happens to be black,” according to the singer. In the last round of auditions worth watching, both Cher and another white girl (Katie […]