TV FANTASY BREXIT RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON FOLLOWING “PREDICTABLE” SEASON 3 FINALE

The British TV viewing public have welcomed news that TV political fantasy-drama “Brexit” has been granted a fourth season with a collective sigh of indifference. The news comes after series Director Boris Johnson pitched a now greenlighted script to EU Studio execs to wrap up the saga once and for all, following an underwhelming season […]

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BREXITER COUNTING HIS HOLIDAY MONEY STILL PRETENDING EVERYTHING’S FINE

AN ANXIOUS LOOKING Brexiter is still insisting the outcome is “still worth it”, despite having paid for some Euros for an upcoming trip to Benidorm, it has been revealed. Ray Dawkins, 62, has explained away his distinct lack of spending money as “just a phase”, offering: “These things fluctuate, so it’ll bounce back. We’re not […]

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Fans Split as May Teases “Brexit” End of Season Finale

British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has teased the Brexit end of season finale, suggesting there will be no sequel, disappointing hardcore fans of the shitshow. Speaking to the House of Commons, the deluded cowbag has asserted her Brexit deal is “the deal“, as MPs who’ve told her they’ll vote down her deal prepare to vote […]

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PUBLIC EUPHORIA AS BREXIT MINISTERS CONFIRM BLUE RATION BOOKS

PEOPLE ARE OVER THE MOON about the Government’s plan to dispense the food stockpiles necessary for a no-deal Brexit with blue ration books to match the blue passports we didn’t ask for, it has been revealed. The news comes after the Government confirmed that food, medicine and blood stockpiles will be gathered to cope with […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Driverless Conservative Party by 2021, Chancellor Confirms

The Conservative Party is to go “fully-autonomous” by the year 2021, a leaked report from the Treasury confirms. Details from the leaked report outline how a proposed £75 million investment in futuristic ‘Tor-E SleazeBots’ will mean that the party can dispense with having any sense of direction whatsoever. Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, was […]

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Turn it all off and then on again, Britain told

The world has told Britain to turn itself off and on again, and maybe do a system restore back to any date in 2012 in order to solve it’s processing power issues, it has been revealed. The advice comes after the second millionth deliberate cluster-fuck by several manchildren who’ve been elected to be the ones […]