A failing relationship has been handed a new lease of life by the purchase of a giant smart TV, it has been revealed.
32 year old Martin Jennings, who has been married to his wife Claire for four years said: “We’ll have other things to do, like use some of the apps like Netflix and iPlayer.”
“It could even just play Spotify while I sit in the dining room on my laptop while she reads a book on the couch or something.”
Wife Claire said: “He probably thinks it will gloss over some of our obvious differences, or distract us from the painful realisation we settled – and got married too soon.”
“But if it stops him from pestering me for sex then I’m all over it.”
